Tips for Tits

.:: Old Fashion Methods

[ A Pair of Rice Boobs ]

Rice or BirdSeed:
When you first start in drag, many queens will recommend this method to you. It is simple, cheap, easy to do, and it does the trick. All that being said there are a few negative points to go over that I wasn't aware of when I started drag. First rice will mold with time, so you will have to change your rice at least once a month. Birdseed will eventually sprout because the sweat will act like water. If you are still interested in this method for a temporary solution here is how you  do it. If you plan on becoming a dancing queen, this may not be the best option for you since the weight tends to wear bra's out quickly.

You will need:

• Rice or Birdseed
• Knee High Stockings
• A Measuring Cup
• Scissors

Side Reminder: The object is to have enough boob to fill the bra, the object is to place you man chest on top of the fake boob within the bra. Basically you don't want a huge round ball of rice.

Step 1:
Measure the right amount of rice to fill the stocking.

Step 2:
Dump the preferred medium into the stocking. (About 2 cups is a size D)

Step 3:
Once you meet your adequet size, do a loop knot to close off the end. You don't want it to be to tight so the rice doesn't move, you want it secure though so that the knot doesn't come undone. The knot will act as a nipple.

Step 4:
 Trim the excess stocking off and start the second boob =]

Same idea, but better: To get longer lasting boobs, try using small Polystyrene beads, or if you can't find them I had some trouble locating them as well, Try using pillow stuffing, place either or into a stocking and you have a: washable, dry-able, sanitary, and a long lasting boob!

[ Ready, Set, Boobies ]

Water Balloon:
These are also relatively inexpensive and actually have a really great feel to them. Some people even prefer these over silicone falsies. The downside is that they do have the chance of popping at any moment, so it is always a good idea to pack extra.







You will need:

• Water balloons
• A sink

Helpful hint: To make you balloons last, you might want to place it in a stocking, or event sew balloon bags from a sturdy but thin fabric so that it keeps it from puncturing as easily.

Step 1:
Take your balloon and open then mouth wide enough to fit over the faucets mouth

Step 2:
Secure the balloon on the faucet and hold it tightly with one hand

Step 3:
Turn on the water slowly and gradually increase the flow, but don't allow it to fill to fast or it will burst. Also allowing the water to fill the balloon slowly will allow you to gauge the size more accurately. If you happen to overfill you can always dump a little out before you tie it off.

Step 4:
Turn off water, squeeze the neck of the balloon to hold the water in.

Step 5:
Tie it off and you are finished.

.:: Newer Methods

[ Foam Brest Inserts ]

Foam Inserts:
These are the fancy version of shoulder pad inserts. Most selections come with nipples, and a few come with adhesive on the back so that you can stick them on your chest. They typically come marked for the size your looking for. They are a great substitute for the higher end boobs, but they don't quite look as real or feel as real.




Instructions for application:
Simply put your bra on and place these inside nipple side facing away from your body =]

[ Silicone Invisibra designed for women ]

 Invisibra or other silicone inserts:
I wouldn't recomend these to highly, unless your body shape calls for about an A cup. These are typically made for women, so they aren't quite as thick as you need them to be to really fill out a bra properly. It is great for small bodied individuals or for transitioning girls. If you are using them as a boy however, even a small boy, you will need to layer them. Most will come with adhesive on the back already but you can also use adhesive spray, or even  hot glue, to hold them more firmly together. The cheapest I have found these however was about $30, so cost wise, it would be a very small savings, and I would just go with regular silicone inserts which we will cover next. They are great for T-girls on hormones, because once your breast have developed as far as they can, this is one way to make them appear bigger without getting surgery.

Tips for wearing:
Most come with adhesive on the back, so as a man you would grab stick it to the appropriate area on your chest, which is slightly below your natural nipple, stick it on and while holding it, pull it to the other side and stick it on. It should be pulling your chest together to form a cleavage. Since you will be performing and sweating I don't recommend wearing just this, I still suggest wearing a bra just in case they decide to come off.

[ Silicone Falsie ]

High End Silicone Falsies: 
 These are great for drag, but much like the rice, they can be heavy especially for bigger girls. You will need a bra that can take the weight. These run anywhere from $100+. Not all of these are made the same, some have nipples and some do not. It is up to you to decided whether or not that is important, in my opinion it doesn't but the audience does chuckle a little. Unlike the inserts, you only need one pair of these and you are set. Again most have an adhesive tape that helps hold it against your chest however, you are still going to want to wear a bra with these puppies.


More proof of the creativeness of drag. There are always a million different ways to do things in drag and not one is necessarily better than the other. If worse comes to worse, you can even make boobs out of rags! If you find something that works for you, do it. Remember however, to always leave yourself open to try different things and never put a cap on your learning!